A nice & Cozy Job

Dear Ladies, 

Today, let me tell you about my official interview with a vampire !

Or rather with a disgusting leech.

Well, a Bezness guy !

So after meeting this guy, I confirm that there is no limit to Bezness imagination in terms of peculiarity...

So we are sitting at a café, and his phone starts ringing.

He quickly looks at the caller ID and decides it is not worth it, so he hangs up.

The phone starts ringing again, about 3 seconds after he hung up. 

So he finally picks up the phone, it must be his girlfriend, because his voice suddenly seems very flirtatious as ge goes "oh baby, I've missed you so much and blablabla", but I guess he does not feel like talking to his girlfriend since he goes "ok honey, I am a little busy right now, I will bip you later ok ? "

When he is done, he takes a sip of his Mint Booga soda and sighs : 

Bezness - oh god, she just won't leave me alone. AND she is greedy as hell, she won't even buy me a fucking perfume.

(I remain silent)

Me - Why would you talk to her that way, I mean, she can't be THAT mean to you.

Bezness - No she is not, but she is sooooo boring AND she won't get married because she is only 19, but, since she keeps coming all the time, I have a hard time meeting the other women.

(He is SO serious, I can't even swallow my drink)

Me -How many "women" do you have

Bezness - Well I don't really keep track, those who come back I consider as my girlfriends, European women.

Me - Well, if I understand, you have other "girlfriends", so why would you keep seeing her if you are so bored and if she is THAT greedy AND won't get married? I don't understand where you are coming from here...

Bezness - Well, one never knows, maybe one day we'll get married. And as for money, I don't need her, money comes from the old women.

Me - How can you feel comfortable with a woman the age of your mother.

Bezness - Please, come on, am I supposed to stay without money or work?

(I guess they don't realize that spending every night at a club and then sleeping until 2 in the afternoon is not compatible with finding a stable and lucrative job.)

So ladies, after months of studying the Bezness guys, I have finally come to the conclusion that if you expect him to "like" you, you must be available, so he can show your text messages to his friends and laugh about it, but more importantly no being TOO available so he feels pressured and still have time to meet other women.

So if you have just come back from Tunisia and are already looking at the flights to go back there ASAP, slow down girl :)