Tango Dance

I met a guy last year (2009), and I had his telephone number. Of course, I never gave him mine. So then I totally forgot about him, I bet he forgot about me too. But yesterday, I got very bored so I decided to call bip him.
He calls me back...


Him - Hello ? Who is it ? 
Me - Its [....]
Him - Ohhhhhhhhhh how are YOU ? (yeah right, I never even told him my name ! Well if he starts off like that, it should be an interesting phonecall...)
Me - So you remember me hugh? 
Him - Of course !
Me - Ok, so tell me, how did we meet then ?
Him - Hum... so what's your name again ? 

[I hang up]

So I sent him a text message, in which I pretend that something happened between us (in reality, nothing happened).

"I'm so sad that you don't remember me, I wanted to have a little fun tonight"

So of course the man-whore calls me right away..

Not only do I not pick up the phone, but I also turned if off, because, everyone knows that the woman-who-tells-you-the-person-you-are-trying-to-reach-is-unavailable-at-the-moment's voice is the most irritating.

Since then, he has not stopped calling me, a real tango dance, I go one step closer to you, and two steps away, and you, cute little Bezness, you do exactly what I want you to do.

Oh my God, he got me !

So this one time, I got a call from a Bezness guy I know, apparently, he wanted to see me.

But before I tell you the full story, I must remind you of one thing that hapened to me last week.
So do you remember the guy that I left alone in a club without telling him I left ?
Well last time I saw him, he did the exact same thing to me !! And I had to pay for his drinks, about 5 dinars, all right, we're even now.

So ok let's go back to the phonecall I got :

Bezness -  So you want to go out tonight ? (translation : wanna have sex tonight?)

Me - Aren't you working these days ? (I remember he lost his job recently, and if he is not working, he probably expects me to pay tonight)

Bezness - Oh no I'm not working at the moment, I needed a holiday (a 2 month and a half holiday more precisely)

So I start to understand his scheming, and frankly, I am not ready to be the naive tourist tonight.

Me - Come on darling, how do you expect to pay for my drinks if you don't have a job at the moment ? 

(Awkward moment ...)

Me - Ok well I gotta go, ttalk to you soon !

Too late, he hung up already ...

Well too bad because now I don't have plans for tonight, but still, it is always better to make those things clear since the beginning with Bezness guys, or else, every night out may cost you a lot !